It's 4pm this WORLD...
What a fucking MONDAY it has been...
I am still sitting in the clothes I wore to bed last night, mascara half way down my face, no hair done and I don't even think I have brushed my teeth to be totally honest!!! And lets not talk about the snot smears all over my track pants from little MISS flowing snot face!
Monday started brilliantly, razor blades in throat type AMAZING and a horrendous nights sleep with Miss 2 who has the FLU type AMAZING.... so someone thought it would be FUNNY to hack the business Instagram (can't say I am totally surprised..... after all the fraudulent monkeys that were playing games weren't just going to disappear).... DO NOT worry my friends, WE totally believe in KARMA and the universe will pay you back! Enough said... Family and Friends just hop over to our NEW Instagram account!
So after a quick drop off at PRE SCHOOL this morning where my lack of appropriate clothing WAS noted (LOL), Scarlett and I headed home to house clean..... Well that didn't happen because A) she is a miserable mess and wasn't happy to be well not glued to me! and B) I have been on the phone sorting SO SO SO many problems out! GEE WIZZ
So after what felt like 225 phone calls Scarlett and I were back in the car to collect James! I ALWAYS have a present in James' car seat for when he finishes school.... not today! So i thought I would pull into HUNGRY JACKS and get two small bags of potato things (we still don't know if the are chips or fries)....and FUCK.... FUCK,FUCK,FUCK and FUCK!!!!
MY RIMS my beautiful big matt black RIMS ..... I totally took out the very ridiculously tight corner in the Hungry Jacks drive through! Who the hell makes those drive throughs that tight ANYWAY! IDIOTS!
What really else could go wrong today? Anyway good news was it was the RIM that THEO already damaged !!!! And in Theo fashion, he was totally like 'Sharna who cares, its just a rim)....!!!
So today can GO STEP ON A LEGO!
I hate Monday afternoons too... James totally comes home with sensory OVERLOAD from Pre school. As I sit here and write this James is chasing Scarlett around the house with a pair of kitchen tongs!
TOTES normal! So I best be off so I can attempt to wrangle the naked beasts and maybe think about cooking some dinner. In positive news James is totally the next pre school Model! Check out his Pre school photo!!!! So in love with that little dimple....