Missed ME... shucks!
Hello party people!
So yesterday was Scar babies birthday....
We had a lovely day with her. Unfortunately she was totally miserable from her surgery (still struggling today) but we had both sets of grandparents her and an Aunt to celebrate with a cake. Sorry Instagram and Facebook for the spam of photos, but this kid is the most patient little human on the planet and it was her day to shine!
So I didn't blog yesterday... A) I was EXHAUSTED from no sleep and running around with little people and B) I just couldn't find any words.
THANK YOU to everyone that missed me yesterday LOL, so many of you messaged to see if I was ok because you missed my silly words in your life! Still blows my mind that so many of you read this! But truly thank you!
So I just picked James baby up from pre school, as usual he screams 'HELLO MUMMY DARLING' as I walk through the door... AWWWW. He is one precious soul! He is really only buttering me up for the sensory meltdown we are going to endure when we get home (don't worry I HAVE WINE CHILLING).
Speaking of buttering up.... I just gave the pre school a bottle of champagne! Is that weird?
Should I be supplying teachers with alcohol... UM hell bloody yes! I bet these teachers go through hell. They had to change one of James' poops today so the champagne really only covers that memory, lol anyone that has a child on osmalax knows what that teacher went through today changing that glorious nappy.
James also gave me a painting today (see picture) he said 'mummy likes purple, James likes Blue'... oh bloody oath I like purple if you say I do!!! I actually like black ( if you base it off my clothing) and I love the colour pink. But today I LOVE purple and I love that he says I do.
Man its been a big day out of the house. I left at 8.30 am and arrived back at 3pm. Been to 500 shops. So when I got home just now I had to unload like 500 bags from the car. We have a HUGE week this week. I feel like all 4 of us are headed in all different directions every day. But I CAN DO IT... next week is school holidays so we go to pretty much nothing, just a few random appointments and therapy sessions. Now the school holidays will either be fantastic or horrendous. James will either appreciate the break or be screaming at the gate everyday to leave the house. He really hates staying home, he likes to see the world..... um THEO thats you gene right there. Theo doesn't sit still either! Maybe daddy has sensory processing disorder too.....
I am sitting here writing this blog while I smell a pleasant aroma known as SHIT! Both children have decided its OFFICE TIME (thats also what THEO calls it)... You know what I going to do?! Throw them in the shower and allow the beautifully filtered water from the shower head bless their glorious bottoms so that I do not have to deal with it! SCORE! I just asked Scarlett if she did a poo and her response was 'No poo mum just did a fart'.....