So Fridays are proving to be a 2 blog (THERAPY) post day.... maybe its because Theo is gone from 7.30-6.30 on a Friday and my patience is pretty thin by 4pm. So instead of losing my SNIZZLE I am just going to write about it here and possible laugh about it later.....Oh you can laugh about it too!
Firstly, can you consume WINE with COLD & FLU tablets?
Theo if you read this before you come home.... please bring WINE! A nice Sav Blanc would be lovely!
So, I am not a HOME DAY kind of GAL. I hate staying home all day long.... maybe it's because James also doesn't like staying home all day long and he literally turns the house upside down and inside out!
So we headed to KMART to buy some items (WATER BALLOONS) and $150 worth of 'I actually don't know what'???!!! So with NO make up, hair like a crazy ass lion, 1 crazy monkey and one very sick monkey I managed to run into about 300 people I know!
One person even said 'I don't know how you are even still standing'.... I DON'T EITHER!!! believe me! Anyway I get to the car and see that Scarlett has NO pants on! WTF Did I just take my child out in public with NO pants on!!! Yes I did! Tick, tick to mother of the year!
So we get home and we do the normal crap like throw 100 water balloons and mortify the neighbours with our white naked bodies because this crew can't seem to keep clothes on for longer than 10 minutes!
We shower for almost an hour, we throw play doh, and draw all over the kitchen bench.... thats right I am currently watching James draw all over the kitchen bench (see photo) and I am not stopping him because I have a head that is about to explode and trying to stop him doing anything half the time is a F********* mission and a HALF!
So I try do my house cleaning on a Saturday morning but its looking pretty bad (don't judge me I am an insanely busy person), so I thought I would get a head start while the monkeys watched their ipads for 5 seconds. I literally opened the bathroom door and threw a litre of bleach in there! Thats what I call a good bathroom clean...
Anyway James has just taken his pants off and making some suspicious sounds so I best investigate that before I end up crap coloured walls!