SO... here we are again! Its TUESDAY (exercise day)... whoop whoop!
The day I get to go by MYSELF to sweat it out for 1 whole hour.... the day I get to listen to the music so loud in my car that my ears nearly burst. Oh and its also ALONE day, you know that TV show on Austar.... if your not aware they dump like 10 people in a Canadian wilderness to survive, its SO SO SO good! Shits all over that silly show called SURVIVOR, thats not survivor at all!
Anyway.... so my day started interestingly! So a 'family of characters' have been following my journey on Instagram for a considerable amount of time! I have doubted their likelyness to exist for a while now... very elaborate, ridiculous, over the top not believable at all type 'family of characters'. It appears I was CORRECT and these people are just CAT FISH! Its so scary because they are using peoples photos... whose photos? So it prompted me to make my Instagram PRIVATE. CUE cheering HUSBAND! Oh I am sure they are checking this blog to see what I am writing about them, so I am going to say 'GOODBYE and eat DIRT, you disgusting pieces of SHIT prying on innocent ASD people and families!'... and PS its classed as FRAUD as far as the POLICE are concerned!
Moving right along...
So James had a fantastic morning at soccer this morning. I was in such a rush to get him there this morning that I raced through MACCAS and grabbed a yummy coffee and CAKE! I literally ate the cake and smashed the coffee within the first 5 minutes of James soccer class (just incase he needed me to join in)... well when I went into TOWN an hour later to grab a few things I needed the BATHROOM. I was very humored to find I had CAKE... Thats right CAKE all around my mouth and on my chin!
HOW embarrassing!!! LIKE WTF! No body told me I had CAKE all around my mouth! I was talking to like 5 different parents... I must of looked like MISS FUCKING PIGGY!
While we are on embarrassing things. SCARLETT.... farted at the doctors surgery. You could of heard a pin drop it was so quiet while waiting for the doctor today. And little miss Scarlett decided in was time to rumble the floor. It was the worlds largest FART. She looked at me and said 'Mum, piglets in my belly'.... CUE LAUGHTER!!!! I was laughing so hard that the grumpy old FART sitting across from us gave me daggers. Like he doesn't FART... old men farts are the worst! like they don't even know if they farted ....
So we are home now. James and Scarlett have their TUTUS on and are screaming for the ballet music to start. So I am off for a little RAD Pre Primary syllabus with my two beautiful ballerinas!