HOLY MOLY MOO !
Did you know the planet MERCURY is in retrograde??? !!!
That means that the lines of communication are DOWN DOWN DOWN! For me it all started on Tuesday when I took James & Scarlett to their activities and noticed that people were behaving strangely ... Quick phone call to my dear friend confirmed that my fears were a reality and infact the lines of communication are going to be DOWN for like three more weeks! ARGH MY FUCKING GOD!
Anyone that knows me knows that I am a COMMUNICATOR...
So the lack of communication continued today when we arrived at BUBBLE & BOUNCE to be told its no longer running.... WTF all the ASD parents reading this will know exactly what happens when a sudden change in plan happens for an ASD kid! Lets just say if I didn't like the owner so much he would have received.... WORDS!
In other news James is in some hyperactive WTF STAGE (sorry THEO, I need these colourful words in my life)....
James doesn't sit still! Like EVER!
Is it the iron supplements? The wheat? He has this ENDLESS energy supply and I am about to go INSANE! Actually I may already be insane....
Now I am a very energetic person! And I can generally keep up with the best of them... but this kid has some super energy power that encompasses him! He is in to everything.
We now have a lock on our fridge because he waits for me to go to the shower then he opens EVERYTHING he can find (he particularly likes custard, chocolate infact), I will come out of the 5 second shower to find the kitchen artistically painted in food!
He has also taken to throwing every single toy he owns out onto the floor and HEAVEN FORBID if we try to clean it up!
And the BALLPITT, that massive bright blue delightful piece of equipment that so elegantly takes up HALF the lounge room... he will empty the 600 or so balls that occupy the space (about 5 times a day).
HE dictates when I go to the bathroom, whether the lights are on or off, what we watch on TV.... he just rules my life 24 hours a DAY!
He just seeks out constant stimulation...he gets bored so easily.
CRISIS BREAKCRISIS...COMPUTER DOWN! Just as I was writing this James jammed his foot in the toy chest!
I thought for sure BROKEN... it appears just jarred, FUCK ME! THIS KID!
So after our almost broken foot SCARE I took the two gremlins outside or some VITAMIN D... GOD knows what my neighbours think when we are outside.... BLOODY HELL both gremlins stripped naked and were running around like crazy JUNGLE CATS! Screaming like we live in a LOONEY BIN!
After approximately 30 minutes of torturing the neighbours they decided it was time to go inside to PAINT..... they decided to go inside WITHOUT MUM. Both gremlins INSIDE the house, door locked and MUM outside with 1% battery left on mobile phone!
So just to continue the TREND of insanity in our household (just confirmation for our neighbours really), I SCREAMED.... 'OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR OR NO CHOCOLATE'.... well that door opened in 5 seconds FLAT! Chocolate is a powerful drug!
So now as I drink CC out of a coffee mug at 3pm on a FRIDAY afternoon they are throwing paint at each other.... Because I was stupid enough to think that they would sit down like normal children and paint peacefully on their new canvas'..... WRONG my cream walls have a beautiful speckled effect.
So here's a BOTTOMS UP.... I am about to throw two children in a shower and cry on the bathroom floor into my CC (well Theo's CC, sorry mate) until I feel like I can handle this AUTISM WORLD again.